Fact: I cannot stand letting my fingernails get any longer than about 1 mm. I don't know why, but the sensation of long(-ish) nails, especially on a keyboard, is deeply unsettling. Unsettling like that feeling you get when you chew aluminum foil. Like that ( Read more... )

sakibombshell can fill with even more pride, because I did in fact vote on Tuesday. Having no party affiliation, I got to choose which primary to vote in, so I chose the Republican ballot (since, you know, they actually had people running against each other). Nobody I voted for actually won, which reaffirms my desire to Get Involved before November, but at ( Read more... )

Okay, great! Maybe you can help me out then.

As painful as it may be to watch something from MTV, if anyone out there knows what song is playing right here when they show the Brokeback Mountain clip, you should tell me because I RECOGNIZE the song and yet I don't remember any pertinent information like ARTIST or TITLE and it's DRIVING ME INSANE AS ( Read more... )

My rear view mirror fell off my car. This is most unfortunate, because long before I ever got the car, the passenger side mirror came off. Now I have to turn myself bodily in my seat to see if it's clear when I want to merge to the right, which means I'm not watching the cars in front of me. Driving to and from work today was very dangerous and bad ( Read more... )

That would be a Marcy Playground lyric, which is appropriate because below is a music meme. And because people have been saying things about your mom. Ganked from sinnocenti and nobara, and posted largely because viciousbastard seems to like filling out music-related memes.

( Saint Joe? He said he's never been dressed up like a woman. )

HEAR YE HEAR YE. LET IT BE KNOWN HENCEFORTH THAT I HATE, nay, ABHOR THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS ( Read more... )

Tomorrow, Starbucks is holding an ice cream social. Tomorrow, I work, and I start at 7:30 am ( Read more... )

It is still my goal to get through life without undergoing electroshock therapy ( Read more... )

Well, today is mi padre's 45th birthday. Rather young relatively speaking, but that's what happens when punk-ass 21-year-olds decide to marry and father a child (not that I'm complaining). To thank him for being born, I got him a Rush CD, and a book... about Rush. The man really loves him some Rush. That's all well and good, but he also seems to ( Read more... )

OMFG ANSWER KEY! Thank you all for playing. Everybody wins. Now, what do you win, exactly?

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Parasites!

Note: contestants are not required to accept their prize.Furthermore, because it was demanded of me by a certain pair of awesome-bots, and because I can only do math homework for so long before I lose the ability to understand printed ( Read more... )